The Tea Party Activists. . . . . . . . .

Is this yet another party to which I am not invited? Am I missing credentials? But then I'm not a Bircher or a birther, a secessionist or a militiaman, a vaccine denier, gold hoarder, a flat earther, or an anti-papist. So there's probably no invitation for Loony Granny to the Tea Party Convention.

Oh well. I have missed the chance to plunk down the $549 admission fee and travel to Opryland, Tennessee so I can listen to the likes of Glenn Beck harangue the masses about how our government is ruinin' our lahves. Them Tea Party people . . . . . . . . they do know how to throw a durn good shindig. How'd you like the cute little signs at their last big gala? Here's my personal fave: "The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin' African" Yep. Them folks do theirsefs proud.

I just don't get out much anymore. Praise the Lord and pass the cupcakes.

I Am Corporation. Hear me ROAR.

A corporation is a person. I am a person, too. Does that make me a personation? I can't wait to buy me a new pet congresspersonation just like Corporation does. Corporation told me all about what to feed my pet and how to housebreak it. It's pretty easy. All I have to do is buy a whole bag of green feed called 'money'. For the housebreaking, I just put down green money all over the floor - and presto!!! I have a loyal congresspersonation for life! He sits. He begs. He rolls over. He's just a perfect little congresspersonation.

Aren't we glad our supreme courtation thought to give us such nice pets? Oh. Just a little irksome detail; not every personation has a lot of green feed called money. So we don't get a pet. Just Corporation gets a pet.

I can't wait for Corporation to run for President. Can you?

Rush Limbaugh - send him to Haiti

When will someone pull this man's plug and bury his microphone somewhere? Perhaps you haven't heard his latest diatribe? Rush has said that Barack Obama sent aid to Haiti as a political move to shore up his support among black voters. Rush believes that we are already providing enough aid to Haiti through the taxes we pay. Rush is also declaring that the present administration has turned our proud U.S. military into a 'meals on wheels' because they are presently in Haiti delivering aid.

Rush Limbaugh is a traitor to this country. He is loonier than granny. Somebody. Please. Buy the man a tent in Haiti. Break his arms. Provide him medical care in a few weeks for those broken arms. Deny him a shower. Give him a couple of bottles of water. But PLEASE pull his plug.

Long live the people of Haiti.

That's me on the left.

I have just invited everyone I know to read this blog. Wait. Should I have done that? I'm an 8 percenter. If I'm doing the Math correctly, that means 92 tomatoes will be flying my way at any given moment.

Is anybody mad at me because I like Sarah Palin's teeth and I think they really distract from her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .message?

Sarah Palin's Teeth

Okay, let's get a few things cleared up. I'm old. I may or may not be loony. It depends on your perspective. I'm also an 8 percenter. You may be wondering what an 8 percenter is. Well . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . only 8 percent of Mormons identify as democrats. I'm a Mormon. I'm a Democrat. Mormon + Democrat = 8 percenter.

I have a confession to make. I am mesmerized by Sarah Palin's teeth. I can't remember a word she says because I'm so fascinated by her teeth. She could be saying anything. Anything. What was her message? Did she say something important? I'm guessing that her smile is good for about 25 or 30 million Republican votes. I understand. I just love those teeth. Never mind the issues. Just grin some more, Sarah.

Remember. . . . . . . . . I'm old. And I may be loony.